Adam Levine and his baby

Yep.

It’s official.

Adam Levine didn’t wait very long to share his “bare chested daddy pose with newborn baby” photo.

I mentioned a week ago that this would be the theme.  And I was 100% right.

Because, Adam certainly has waited long enough to be the center of attention again. 

But I can’t blame him.

He suffers from a well know phenomena called “New baby….MY baby…itis.”  

All celebrity men do this.  It’s what makes them feel a part of the whole birthing process. 

Ok Behati.  You can go back to working out again.  Hurry up now.

Behati ..did you have that baby yet? Adam is waiting.

Ok. 

Has Behati Prinsloo had her baby?

It seems like it has been enough time .  I mean we have been through summer and a season of The Voice.

It is time for the baby!   I just want to see the pictures of Adam Levine cradling his newborn on his bare chest. Because you know he won’t let this opportunity pass by since he loves to be shirtless.  Check out his Instagram.

My guess … like every other famous male whose wife is expecting..is  that Adam wants the first photo of his baby  with him alone.

Screw Behati.

She will be in the background with billowy layers  to cover her post pregnancy bump.

This is my guess and I will confirm once the baby has finally arrived to earth.

 

 

Chrissy and Anne..you are missed!

Oh how I miss blogging about Chrissy Teigen and Anne Hathaway.

Their pregnancies brought me joy!

It was something to look forward to..and now..all I am left with is Adam Levine’s honey mama wifey Behati.

And Behati is boring.  She must be getting a bigger belly because we haven’t seen much of her lately.

I am sure she is still discussing with her stylists (or control freak Adam)  what look she should go for:

  • Bohemian preggo?  Kim Kardasian overcoat chic?  Anne Hathaway over 50 look?

There are so many choices.  

I am going to have to give her some unsolicited advice.

Go with the Kim Kardashian special: overcoats over the stretchy dress look.

Seems to be the most flattering.

In other news, Chrissy already shared a pic of her darling baby girl.

Anne decided to keep quiet.

So..Anne may have beat her to the birth but Chrissy beat her to the big baby reveal.

Thanks Chrissy.  We miss preggo you!

 

Pregnancy after Chrissy

Oh no.

There is something wrong in the universe.

Why?

Well….it was recently reported that Behati Prinsloo….Adam Levine’s magical wifey.…and him were involved in a fender bender.

Thankfully, no one was hurt. Phew.

But…now that Chrissy is no longer pregnant maybe she is cursing some magical thinking into the Universe.

Maybe she is responsible for the fender bender?

It’s possible that Chrissy could be wishing that no other mamas are allowed to be pregnant?  A little far fetched.  I know.  But let’s look more closely.

First.  Chrissy was a part of the original pregnancy hierarchy.  See below the path:

  1. Kim Kardashian …gave the pregnancy overcoat wand to…
  2. Chrissy Teigen…who was also pregnant  at the same time with….
  3. Anne Hathaway… who couldn’t figure out her preggo fashion sense but finally did  after…
  4. Behati Prinsloo  announced her pregnancy and all of the girls above would be left in pregnancy fashion shame.

Since this official chart was made…there has been an overload of pregnancy announcements.

Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde, Hilaria Baldwin…  they all are pregnant!  Even Liv Tyler is nearing her third trimester.   There are so many…I can’t keep up.

Heck the Universe can’t handle it any more!  And when that happens chaos ensues.

For example…. The universe can’t handle these mind blowing pregnancies…so chaos starts and bad things happen like fender benders and bad paparazzi photos of pregnant stars on vacations.

Oh Chrissy..let some other mama’s have a chance.  You can get pregnant again soon. Promise!

 

Chrissy was Instagram silent

There was talk on Chrissy Teigen’s Instagram that she was too quiet.  For example….

“Where is she?” and “Did she have her baby?”  

So…that only meant one thing.  She must have been in the hospital giving birth to her baby daughter. Yeah! 

Thanks to People Magazine ..we can proudly announce that Chrissy and John have welcomed a new daughter into the world.

It just proves the point that once a baby comes into the world…someone’s Instagram/Snapchat account becomes silent.

Congratulations Chrissy and John!

But…..Anne still beat you to it.

 

Anne Hathaway wins!

Anne Hathaway has given birth to a baby boy!  

She gave birth on March 24th…so she duped us all!

Mmmm….. I knew something was up when she was no longer walking around LA in her yoga top and being caught by the paparazzi.

Next up…Chrissy Teigen.

Good luck Chrissy.  It’s been a lot of fun watching your pregnancy.

 

Preggo update: Anne and Chrissy

Sadly, Anne Hathaway has been missing from the public eye these last few weeks.

Has she pulled a fast one on all of us and already delivered her bundle of joy?

Maybe.

However…Chrissy is still pregnant because she keeps posting her belly pics and pics of herself lying in bed.  

I will keep my eyes open.  It’s going happen any day now!

Yeah!

 

Chrissy…again.

Chrissy Teigen Update:

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Chrissy is in a race with Anne Hathaway to get that baby out!

I am happy that Chrissy is still wearing wonderful, classy clothing.

Her long jacket hides a lot of pregnancy bum.

Plus, the vertical stripes are subtle yet slimming.

Great choice Chrissy.

Now…let’s look at John.

John looks like he has a lot on his mind.

I know that they just left a dinner or something…but he looks a little distant.

I am a little concerned about the strange air space between these two love birds.

I hope he is still committed to the whole baby thing.

Oh well.

Update later.  Hopefully that baby is making it’s way soon!

 

Anne and her hubby

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Anne Hathaway Update:

Anne has moved on to the mumu stage of her pregnancy.

It is a visual effect that makes her look slim.

She looks about ready to go.

On the other hand, her hubby has chosen to wear a questionable top.

Immature sweater choice by the hubby= expecting a baby boy.

Why do I take a risk and guess the sex of the baby?

Well…

It’s clear that Mr. Anne Hathaway is subconsciously vying for his wife’s love and affection with his sweater choice.  His sweater screams look at me.  Look at my lightening bolt.

And…FACT:

Once the baby is born…Mr. Hubbyman will be all alone. The baby will dominate all of Anne’s attention.  The only thing he can do now is dress like a toddler.

So..as they near the end of her pregnancy..hubby will probably do a lot of other baby like things to get the love and attention from his wifey.

Or maybe he was just forced to wear that sweater.  I don’t know.

 

 

 

Chrissy and Anne have settled

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Pregnancy Update:  It’s almost time for those babies to come meet their mamas.

Chrissy has decided to ditch her normal Kim Kardashian stretchy dress for a flowy pregnant maxi dress.  Those tight dresses and high heels must be bothering her now.

I am glad she is embracing a new look.

On to Anne Hathaway.

She is still rocking the yoga fitness look.  We have seen this coverup yoga wrap sweater thing before.  

 

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Her t-shirt looks kinda frumpy though.  

She’s probably getting into the “character”  of being a new mommy soon.  

Because…an un-ironed t-shirt will be her best look once the baby arrives.