Adam Levine didn’t wait very long to share his “bare chested daddy pose with newborn baby” photo.
I mentioned a week ago that this would be the theme. And I was 100% right.
Because, Adam certainly has waited long enough to be the center of attention again.
But I can’t blame him.
He suffers from a well know phenomena called “New baby….MY baby…itis.”
All celebrity men do this. It’s what makes them feel a part of the whole birthing process.
Ok Behati. You can go back to working out again. Hurry up now.
Behati Prinsloo is looking fantastic during her seemingly long pregnancy.
It must be hard for her to keep looking so Victoria Secret-y…but she’s rocking that top bun like it’s no ones business.
I love how Adam and Behati are color coordinating their looks together.
He has a brown and black palm leaf motif on his pants.
She has a black and brown leopard print on her bag.
It looks good together!
But…I am sure Adam demanded the “couple color coordination”..because he’s Adam Levine the rockstar.
Anyways. It’s good to see Behati out and about.
We’ve been without any good famous preggo sightings lately.
Behati….I am sorry I have been neglecting blogging about your pregnancy. You deserve the same attention.
I was kind of tired writing about famous preggos like Chrissy and Anne. They were everywhere all the time rocking their bellies.
You have been somewhat absent. So my interest has waned a little.
But, it looks like you are almost nearing the end soon… so I will try to fit in some time from now until then to notice your beautiful unicorn mama pregnancy.
I am so glad you made it back from your whirlwind India/Bhutan trip with hubby.
I loved seeing all your wardrobe changes.
And the colors you wore were amazing!
I know it must have been hot and uncomfortable…. because having a good hair day in those conditions was challenging.
You mixed it up though. A good hair braid does wonders!
I also see that you have been entertaining a little more in your home.
The Obamas looked very comfortable sitting on your couch.
You even had Prince Harry visit.
Also, it was really thoughtful of you to put your son in a robe/smoking jacket.
That was definitely a good idea since it keeps him on the path of becoming “a man of leisure.”
I am sure you want to relax and watch some TV now.
Talk to you soon.
A concerned friend.
Oh how I miss blogging about Chrissy Teigen and Anne Hathaway.
Their pregnancies brought me joy!
It was something to look forward to..and now..all I am left with is Adam Levine’s honey mama wifey Behati.
And Behati is boring. She must be getting a bigger belly because we haven’t seen much of her lately.
I am sure she is still discussing with her stylists (or control freak Adam) what look she should go for:
- Bohemian preggo? Kim Kardasian overcoat chic? Anne Hathaway over 50 look?
There are so many choices.
I am going to have to give her some unsolicited advice.
Go with the Kim Kardashian special: overcoats over the stretchy dress look.
Seems to be the most flattering.
In other news, Chrissy already shared a pic of her darling baby girl.
Anne decided to keep quiet.
So..Anne may have beat her to the birth but Chrissy beat her to the big baby reveal.
Thanks Chrissy. We miss preggo you!
There is something wrong in the universe.
Well….it was recently reported that Behati Prinsloo….Adam Levine’s magical wifey.…and him were involved in a fender bender.
Thankfully, no one was hurt. Phew.
But…now that Chrissy is no longer pregnant maybe she is cursing some magical thinking into the Universe.
Maybe she is responsible for the fender bender?
It’s possible that Chrissy could be wishing that no other mamas are allowed to be pregnant? A little far fetched. I know. But let’s look more closely.
First. Chrissy was a part of the original pregnancy hierarchy. See below the path:
- Kim Kardashian …gave the pregnancy overcoat wand to…
- Chrissy Teigen…who was also pregnant at the same time with….
- Anne Hathaway… who couldn’t figure out her preggo fashion sense but finally did after…
- Behati Prinsloo announced her pregnancy and all of the girls above would be left in pregnancy fashion shame.
Since this official chart was made…there has been an overload of pregnancy announcements.
Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde, Hilaria Baldwin… they all are pregnant! Even Liv Tyler is nearing her third trimester. There are so many…I can’t keep up.
Heck the Universe can’t handle it any more! And when that happens chaos ensues.
For example…. The universe can’t handle these mind blowing pregnancies…so chaos starts and bad things happen like fender benders and bad paparazzi photos of pregnant stars on vacations.
Oh Chrissy..let some other mama’s have a chance. You can get pregnant again soon. Promise!
Well…it was bound to happen. The evolution of pregnancy.
First it was Kim Kardashian.
She’s done. Already gave birth last winter.
Then it was Chrissy Teigen.
She is nearing the end of her preggo journey. Not much to care or see about anymore.
Then came Anne Hathaway.
She’s been struggling to find her perfect fashion look..but she’s finally come into her own.
Now….The only thing left to see is who gives birth first. My bet’s still on Anne although Chrissy just posted on Instagram that she is trying to turn her baby. Oh no!
But thankfully…..there’s a new girl in town.
Behati Prinsloo…. otherwise known as Adam Levine’s magical wifey now soon to be unicorn mama.
The great thing about this Victoria Secret’s angel mama is that she is young. So she will dominate all of the other pregnant women in fashion, beauty, lifestyle, and mamahood.
Just look at her picture above. She is wearing the long jean coat over a casual stripe (oh no stripes!) dress. And she is without shame…she doesn’t care if you see her pregnant belly.
Her work has now begun.
I couldn’t bear to watch the new I am Cait show this weekend.
I am just not feeling the political undertones of the show this year.
It’s really not fun watching Caitlyn Jenner debate other girls about politics.
However, I did see in a teaser that she happened to “run” into Hillary Clinton.
That’s not entertaining at all. Sorry.
So, I think I have given Caitlyn Jenner my best viewing effort. Last year was the only year where I powered through all her episodes.
This season? No. I could only make it through two episodes.
Time to move onto to something else.
Like a Housewives show or something.
In other news, I am still waiting on the springtime births of Chrissy and Anne. Maybe they will be at Cedars Sinai maternity ward at the SAME time? I can only hope!
That would be something!
Chrissy Teigen Update:
Chrissy is in a race with Anne Hathaway to get that baby out!
I am happy that Chrissy is still wearing wonderful, classy clothing.
Her long jacket hides a lot of pregnancy bum.
Plus, the vertical stripes are subtle yet slimming.
Great choice Chrissy.
Now…let’s look at John.
John looks like he has a lot on his mind.
I know that they just left a dinner or something…but he looks a little distant.
I am a little concerned about the strange air space between these two love birds.
I hope he is still committed to the whole baby thing.
Update later. Hopefully that baby is making it’s way soon!
Oh Anne Hathaway.
Is this really the look you want your unborn child to remember you for?
Let’s breakdown your recent look.
- Your sweater is doing its job…highlighting your growing belly with it’s crisscross shape.
- Your gym tights, on the otherhand, are kinda saying to everyone..yes…”maybe we will work out or maybe we won’t”.
- Your beanie/mushroom hat is screaming “help me!”
- Finally, those sunglasses are huge….but it doesn’t distract us away from your belly.
Please Anne…you only have a few more months to figure out your pregnancy style.
Please ask Chrissy Teigen or Kim Kardashian for some pointers.
Yeah! Everyone is having a baby! Even Anne Hathaway is with child and glowing.
Good news for us commoners! Because …once Kim Kardashian has her baby in the next couple of weeks, Chrissy Teigen will move up into her coveted spot and finally Anne Hathaway will have her chance.
It’s the hierarchy of pregnancy:
- Kim Kardashian
- Chrissy Teigen…and then
- Anne Hathaway
Anne will need to step up her pregnancy fashion game, though. She has some tough competition.
Let’s look at the competition:
- Kim Kardashian: She has had a lot of trial and error looks. Since this is her second pregnancy, she made all her unfortunate pregnancy fashion looks during the first one. Happily, she has narrowed down the “coat with monochromatic dress” as her go to look.
- Chrissy Teigen: She is a model and is fashionable all the time. She looks good in anything. Also, since she is a model and a wife of a famous musician, her belly won’t be allowed to get too big.
- Anne Hathaway: Well….your look is copying a 60 year old Chico’s customer. Sure Chico’s might be an expensive store to shop in, but you are just getting started on your pregnancy journey so don’t mess it up with poor fashion choices like the one above in this picture.