Golden Globes this Weekend!

The Golden Globes are on this weekend and I can’t wait to see them!

This is the best night on television partly because there will be so many celebrities out on the town.

I can’t wait to see who will be sitting in the coveted power table smack dab in the middle of the room.

I will take a guess and say that Margot Robbie will be at that table.

Sorry Cameron Diaz.

You have expired according to Hollywood standards.

I’ll have an update if my prognosis is correct.

I am sure that Hamilton dude will be there,  too.

And Robert Downey, Jr.

Yes…that train of thought was completely random but it makes sense to a Golden Globes  audience.

 

Princess Kate attended a family soiree

kate-william-435

Dearest Kate,

I see that you had some family business to take care of recently with your hubby. 

I know it’s hard to keep impressing the Queen Mama.. but it was a celebration in her honor so you had no other choice.

But, it looks like you were doing fine.

Your dress was lovely.

Your hat was divine.

The small clutch matched your shoes perfectly.

So far..things were going really great at this event.

But, I am not sure what you can do with your tired looking eyes.

I blame that on being a mama.

Glad to see your doing well.

Signed,

A concerned friend.

 

Duchess Kate has been busy!

Dearest Kate,

I am so glad you made it back from your whirlwind India/Bhutan trip with hubby.

I loved seeing all your wardrobe changes. 

And the colors you wore were amazing!

I know it must have been hot and uncomfortable…. because having a good hair day in those conditions was challenging.

You mixed it up though.  A good hair braid does wonders!

I also see that you have been entertaining a little more in your home.

painting-zoom-a3ac6b9d-a06f-4300-8aa1-5832a2d43b68

The Obamas looked very comfortable sitting on your couch.

You even had Prince Harry visit.  

Also, it was really thoughtful of you to put your son in a robe/smoking jacket.

That was definitely a good idea since it keeps him on the path of  becoming “a man of leisure.”

Oh well.

I am sure you want to relax and watch some TV now.

Talk to you soon.

Signed,

A concerned friend.

 

 

 

 

Kate’s whirlwind India tour

Dearest Kate,

519439994

I am so happy that your grandmother-in-law.. the Queen… gave you an opportunity to hang with some peeps from India and Bhutan at Kensington Palace.  

It’s great practice for when you arrive in the real India and Bhutan.   Good call Queen Mama.

No worries though. You’ll have your hunky hubby with you… and probably like 100s of photographers documenting your every move.

Just remember…stay close to your hubby and keep moving along.

Have fun!

Signed,

A concerned friend.

Duchess Kate is out and about again!

Dear Kate,

It’s been a few months since I last penned you a letter.  Last time I wrote to yours truly was when you birthed your new baby girl Charlotte.

By the way, thanks for not sharing any pictures of her lately.  Smooth move as a protective mama bear.  That’s the new fashion of famous mothers these days…to hide their babies from the public eye.  And also the new trend is to refer to themselves as a “Mama Bear”.

Even Carrie Underwood refuses to show the face of her bundle of joy. All we can see on her Instagram is the back of her baby’s head.  

I think once she decides it’s too much work to always show back of head shots Carrie will share again.  But, for now we can only pretend to know what her baby looks like and that is dangerous.  We might be disappointed or pleasantly surprised once she reveals the lovely baby.    Just wait!  

But, you are royalty so it’s completely understandable.  Carrie Underwood?  Not so much.  I digress…

Anyways, I was happy to hear that the hubby is requiring you to do appearances again.  Now we can see you out and about again…living life.  I mean, I know that is your wifely duty and all so get to it!

What a good way to spend your second day out….. at a beefy Rugby match.  I am guessing you enjoyed yourself a lot more than some boring ceremony.  

Rugby matches are like eye candy……so my guess is that happy smile on your face was only a natural, uncontrolled reaction to seeing hot rugby men with their big leg muscles and fit bodies.

Thanks hubby for allowing you to live again!

But getting back to my letter, I hope new baby is doing well.  Some in the gossip world are already plotting your divorce or forcing a new pregnancy on you again.  I am guessing the world has it all wrong.

You were just taking a break, swimming about in your pool, drinking some champs.  

Oh well.

Keep your spirits up.  Love the new parted bangs look.  That is so “in” right now. 

Yours truly,

Me.

Elton John is displacing his Anger

I am really sad that Elton John isn’t speaking to his 90 year old mother.

Yes.  Sir Elton isn’t so proper after all.

The riff between them began about 7 years ago, when his mom was in her 80s…

Elton probably didn’t think at the time, telling his 83 year old mother that he hated her,  would cause a decade old estrangement.

Thanks Elton.  

But now that she is 90, well, there is no excuse Elton….pull up your big boy pants, and call your mum to apologize and make amends.

Maybe that is why he is on a rampage.  Recently, he yelled at some staffer at his concert who told the crowd to put their arms down…. he went completely bonkers on her.  Check out the damage below.

He must be displacing his anger towards his mother, onto other older women.  tsk tsk .   (click to see video)

Elton, after all you have put your mother through, like your drug addictions and suicide attempts, plus your sunglass collection…..make up with her.

Because, what goes around comes around, and one day your cute little toddlers will stop talking to you on your 90th birthday.

Wearing an off the shoulder dress = a date with a Prince

Prince Harry invited a pretty girl named Jenna Coleman to sit with him after a polo match.

When you’re an actress at a polo match, and Prince Harry invites you to his private tent, what do you do?

Uhh…that’s like a no brainer.  Go for it!

And what if you are the actor dude from Game of Thrones who recently broke up with Jenna, what are you thinking now?

Ugggh!!  I really screwed up!  There is no chance of a reconciliation.  Nope.  Never going to happen.

The news was they were very flirty, and the pictures did not lie.   I guess she made the right wardrobe choice… an off the shoulder number.  That seemed to be a winner!

A Calabasas Prom starring Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith wore a dress to some Hunger Games actresses prom!

Instagram pic:jayden-smith-promWhich got me to thinking.

If you go to a Calabasas area prom,  dressed like a woman, are you on the same path as another famous ex- Calabasas resident………the infamous Bruce Jenner?

My theory:  Going to a Calabasas prom eventually leads to becoming a Malibu transgender like Mr. Jenner.  

Of course, we will have to watch Jaden Smith closely over the next 50 years to prove my theory.

Yahoo online celebrity news section was first to break the story… but US Weekly was on top of it,  too.

These are my take-aways from the Yahoo article:  (sorry US Weekly) 

  • “While Jaden opted to leave his superhero costume hanging in the closet this time around, he wore an equally unique outfit to prom no. 2.”
  • “Smith likes to experiment with “girl clothes,” so it wasn’t all that surprising that he showed up in a black-and-white dress, skinny black pants, and a black blazer for the occasion.”
  • “He accessorized with a fingerless white-and-gold glove and pair of sneakers.”
  • “The only traditional thing about the After Earth star’s look was his boutonniere.”

I can’t imagine Daddy Fresh Prince is happy about this….

Dear Kate….just checking in…how’s baby Charlotte?

Dear Kate, Duchess of Cambridge,

I hope your short week at home has been restful.  I know England is still super excited about its new member of the Royal family.

I even saw Chef Jamie Oliver make a special Charlotte cake for teatime.  That’s like….. amazing!

I am sure baby Charlotte is making herself comfortable in the castle.  I think I saw her grimace once,  when all the twitter world was talking about the Sex and the City stuff.  

I know that must have been a low point in her early life.  But, scandals, gossip, and mockery usually fizzle out.

Sadly, there will always be gossip when you’re famous.  Remember this advice.

For example, what’s all the fuss about that Charles Spencer dude? I heard he also has a daughter named Charlotte.

Are your families not speaking to one another?

That seems like important information to have considered when you were naming your new daughter.

I feel sorry for the original Charlotte, ’cause now your daughter has taken over her namesake.  Ugh.  The inhumanity of it all!

Well, hope all is well, and that Prince William hasn’t booked you for some appearances next week, where it requires you to put on hosiery again.  That dress, by the way,  is still fresh in my mind.  Classy!

Let that belly bounce back on it’s own.

Don’t start doing that thing Kim Kardashian and Jessica Alba did, you know, “corsetting.”   The Victorian Age is long gone.  Ask your grandmum-in-law about that!

Ok.  Nice speaking to you.  I know you’re busy with the baby and I heard that Uncle Harry might be stopping by later, and you know that requires a lot of attention.

Cheers.