Does a job exit require a press release nowadays?
When a person quits a job why does it have to be the most dramatic exit ever?
Hey…I’m going to put out a press release and say how important I am and how indispensable I am to the world.
A lot of famous people do this and people in the finance, entertainment and tech world. There are many examples out in the world. No. Not at the local level like leaving a job at a supermarket. But, famous people do it all the time. Look at the guy who left Hamilton? I am sure there is a press release out there somewhere extolling his contribution to the world and life itself.
I am a very important person. But I have decided in the best interest for myself and my loved ones that I am quitting a job to relax and spend my days freely.
Eh..I hope this doesn’t come across as bragging and boastful. But, I am ok with that. I have made my way. I want to retire early and enjoy my fruits of labor. Also, I was getting a little bored and just wanted to regroup and seek out new employment. It will happen soon. I promise.
In the meantime, I am leaving you with a press release to magnify my accomplishments and so you can understand my struggle.
You see. My life is very important. I am a very important person with important things to do and work is just getting in my way.
So, please accept my job press release as who I am. I mean…it’s my life. OK?
A person who has a press release to leave a job.