Adam Levine and his baby

Yep.

It’s official.

Adam Levine didn’t wait very long to share his “bare chested daddy pose with newborn baby” photo.

I mentioned a week ago that this would be the theme.  And I was 100% right.

Because, Adam certainly has waited long enough to be the center of attention again. 

But I can’t blame him.

He suffers from a well know phenomena called “New baby….MY baby…itis.”  

All celebrity men do this.  It’s what makes them feel a part of the whole birthing process. 

Ok Behati.  You can go back to working out again.  Hurry up now.

Behati ..did you have that baby yet? Adam is waiting.

Ok. 

Has Behati Prinsloo had her baby?

It seems like it has been enough time .  I mean we have been through summer and a season of The Voice.

It is time for the baby!   I just want to see the pictures of Adam Levine cradling his newborn on his bare chest. Because you know he won’t let this opportunity pass by since he loves to be shirtless.  Check out his Instagram.

My guess … like every other famous male whose wife is expecting..is  that Adam wants the first photo of his baby  with him alone.

Screw Behati.

She will be in the background with billowy layers  to cover her post pregnancy bump.

This is my guess and I will confirm once the baby has finally arrived to earth.

 

 

Behati Prinsloo aka Mrs. Adam Levine

EXCLUSIVE: Adam Levine & Pregnant Behati Prinsloo and Ryan Seacrest at Nobu in Malibu

Behati Prinsloo is looking fantastic during her seemingly long pregnancy.

It must be hard for her to keep looking so Victoria Secret-y…but she’s rocking that top bun like it’s no ones business.

I love how Adam and Behati are color coordinating their looks together.

He has a brown and black palm leaf motif on his pants.

She has a black and brown leopard print on her bag.

It looks good together! 

But…I am sure Adam demanded the “couple color coordination”..because he’s Adam Levine the rockstar.

Anyways.  It’s good to see Behati out and about.

We’ve been without any good famous preggo sightings lately.

Behati….I am sorry I have been neglecting blogging about your pregnancy.  You deserve the same attention. 

I was kind of tired writing about famous preggos like Chrissy and Anne.  They were everywhere all the time rocking their bellies.

 You have been somewhat absent.  So my interest has waned a little.

But, it looks like you are almost nearing the end soon… so I will try to fit in some time from now until then to notice your beautiful unicorn mama pregnancy.

 

Chrissy and Anne..you are missed!

Oh how I miss blogging about Chrissy Teigen and Anne Hathaway.

Their pregnancies brought me joy!

It was something to look forward to..and now..all I am left with is Adam Levine’s honey mama wifey Behati.

And Behati is boring.  She must be getting a bigger belly because we haven’t seen much of her lately.

I am sure she is still discussing with her stylists (or control freak Adam)  what look she should go for:

  • Bohemian preggo?  Kim Kardasian overcoat chic?  Anne Hathaway over 50 look?

There are so many choices.  

I am going to have to give her some unsolicited advice.

Go with the Kim Kardashian special: overcoats over the stretchy dress look.

Seems to be the most flattering.

In other news, Chrissy already shared a pic of her darling baby girl.

Anne decided to keep quiet.

So..Anne may have beat her to the birth but Chrissy beat her to the big baby reveal.

Thanks Chrissy.  We miss preggo you!

 

Chrissy was Instagram silent

There was talk on Chrissy Teigen’s Instagram that she was too quiet.  For example….

“Where is she?” and “Did she have her baby?”  

So…that only meant one thing.  She must have been in the hospital giving birth to her baby daughter. Yeah! 

Thanks to People Magazine ..we can proudly announce that Chrissy and John have welcomed a new daughter into the world.

It just proves the point that once a baby comes into the world…someone’s Instagram/Snapchat account becomes silent.

Congratulations Chrissy and John!

But…..Anne still beat you to it.

 

Preggo update: Anne and Chrissy

Sadly, Anne Hathaway has been missing from the public eye these last few weeks.

Has she pulled a fast one on all of us and already delivered her bundle of joy?

Maybe.

However…Chrissy is still pregnant because she keeps posting her belly pics and pics of herself lying in bed.  

I will keep my eyes open.  It’s going happen any day now!

Yeah!

 

Behati Prinsloo is preggo too!

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Well…it was bound to happen.  The evolution of pregnancy.

First it was Kim Kardashian.  

She’s done.  Already gave birth last winter.

Then it was Chrissy Teigen.  

She is nearing the end of her preggo journey.  Not much to care or see about anymore.

Then came Anne Hathaway.

She’s been struggling to find her perfect fashion look..but she’s finally come into her own.

Now….The only thing left to see is who gives birth first. My bet’s still on Anne although Chrissy just posted on Instagram that she is trying to turn her baby.  Oh no!

But thankfully…..there’s a new girl in town.

Behati Prinsloo…. otherwise known as Adam Levine’s magical wifey now soon to be unicorn mama.

The great thing about this Victoria Secret’s angel mama is that she is young.  So she will dominate all of the other pregnant women in fashion, beauty, lifestyle, and mamahood.  

Just look at her picture above.  She is wearing the long jean coat over a casual stripe (oh no stripes!) dress.   And she is without shame…she doesn’t care if you see her pregnant belly.

Her work has now begun.

 

Anne and her hubby

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Anne Hathaway Update:

Anne has moved on to the mumu stage of her pregnancy.

It is a visual effect that makes her look slim.

She looks about ready to go.

On the other hand, her hubby has chosen to wear a questionable top.

Immature sweater choice by the hubby= expecting a baby boy.

Why do I take a risk and guess the sex of the baby?

Well…

It’s clear that Mr. Anne Hathaway is subconsciously vying for his wife’s love and affection with his sweater choice.  His sweater screams look at me.  Look at my lightening bolt.

And…FACT:

Once the baby is born…Mr. Hubbyman will be all alone. The baby will dominate all of Anne’s attention.  The only thing he can do now is dress like a toddler.

So..as they near the end of her pregnancy..hubby will probably do a lot of other baby like things to get the love and attention from his wifey.

Or maybe he was just forced to wear that sweater.  I don’t know.

 

 

 

Anne has her look! I just need to accept it.

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Well, it’s been a few weeks since I blogged about Anne Hathaway.

It appears that she is  nearing the end of her pregnancy.

She is still trying to find her look but I maybe I am not accepting the look she has decided to keep?

Let’s take a look at Anne’s pregnancy fashion look ….a choice that includes some or all of the items below: 

  1. Big hat 
  2. Long scarf
  3. Pajama print pants
  4. Big sunglasses.
  5. Clothing in black and white.

Instead of wishing Anne would hurry up and make a change..well she is saying to me and the judging public ..

“Screw you!   …I am not wearing that stretchy dress with overcoat look made famous by Kim Kardashian and Chrissy Teigen.”  

Please leave Kate alone. Thank you.

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Dear Kate,

Hey girl!  It’s been a few weeks since I last wrote to you. Happy New Year! 

I like to check in with you periodically to see how your New Year is starting off and also to see if you ever decided on that Caribbean vacation?  No?  Well..that’s ok.  Your best bet is to avoid that area anyways because of the Zika Virus.

Oh well.  

Recently there has been a lot of drama surrounding your newly defined eyebrows.

I wish everyone would just give you a break..it’s hard to look pretty all the time.  And most women at one time or another are guilty of over filling our eyebrows.  Once you start it’s hard to stop!  

You should tell everyone to buggar off or something British like that.

In my opinion it looks like you just had a lousy night’s sleep.  

I mean…doesn’t anyone remember you just gave birth to a baby girl last summer?  Duh!

You are still in the throws of infancy development.  

Also, I am sure you are doing a lot of the caretaking .. so of course you must have been up all night with some baby issues.  You have my support.  I won’t judge you like the others.    One thing though… I do have some bad news.

Rumor has it that you are preggo again…with twins.

OK! magazine broke the story so you should tell William the bad news.

Anyways,  hang in there and keep on being you!

Signed,

A concerned friend.