There is something wrong in the universe.
Well….it was recently reported that Behati Prinsloo….Adam Levine’s magical wifey.…and him were involved in a fender bender.
Thankfully, no one was hurt. Phew.
But…now that Chrissy is no longer pregnant maybe she is cursing some magical thinking into the Universe.
Maybe she is responsible for the fender bender?
It’s possible that Chrissy could be wishing that no other mamas are allowed to be pregnant? A little far fetched. I know. But let’s look more closely.
First. Chrissy was a part of the original pregnancy hierarchy. See below the path:
- Kim Kardashian …gave the pregnancy overcoat wand to…
- Chrissy Teigen…who was also pregnant at the same time with….
- Anne Hathaway… who couldn’t figure out her preggo fashion sense but finally did after…
- Behati Prinsloo announced her pregnancy and all of the girls above would be left in pregnancy fashion shame.
Since this official chart was made…there has been an overload of pregnancy announcements.
Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde, Hilaria Baldwin… they all are pregnant! Even Liv Tyler is nearing her third trimester. There are so many…I can’t keep up.
Heck the Universe can’t handle it any more! And when that happens chaos ensues.
For example…. The universe can’t handle these mind blowing pregnancies…so chaos starts and bad things happen like fender benders and bad paparazzi photos of pregnant stars on vacations.
Oh Chrissy..let some other mama’s have a chance. You can get pregnant again soon. Promise!