Anne finally has it right!

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Anne Hathaway..great job picking out your Oscar party dress.

This preggo style is finally working in your favor.

Bravo!

Kim Kardashian and Chrissy Teigen would certainly approve of this little number.

So….I am happy to say that your pregnancy fashion journey is complete.

Now…. go have your baby.

Thanks.

Kate..you are going to the Taj Mahal! Start packing!

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Dearest Kate,

Congratulations!  The news is you are going to visit the Taj Mahal during your royal trip to India.  

What? You are not that excited about going?  Is that why you were so indecisive?   

Well, it’s only natural to be worried about the state of your marriage. 

Remember?  It was only  2 months after Princess Diana visited the Taj Mahal  when her hubby Prince Charles kicked her out of the castle.  

So,   it’s understandable why that  vacay spot isn’t the happiest place on earth…especially for your hubby.  

I am sure Prince William wasn’t old enough to put two and two together…. but today?  Well he must have given it some thought.   He probably doesn’t want to tempt his own marriage by visiting the same spot where Diana was all alone and almost divorced!

No one could forget that lonely image of  Diana sitting by herself against that huge backdrop. It would make anyone cry.

But Kate…no worries.  

Your hubby is more of a “hands on” hubby.  He’s emotional and thoughtful.  Those qualities are pretty good.

Sure…there may have been a few times in the past year where he didn’t really care about your feelings.

Especially that time you gave birth to your new daughter and  he rushed you out of the hospital for that photo op.

What woman wants to put on pantyhose and a dress soon after giving birth?  That was a low moment in your marriage.

But, I know he’s tried to make it up to you by given you lots of social opportunities like that rugby match.

Anyways, hope you have fun in India.  Just don’t sit down alone and take a selfie.  

Talk to you soon.  

Signed,

A concerned friend.

 

 

Anne has her look! I just need to accept it.

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Well, it’s been a few weeks since I blogged about Anne Hathaway.

It appears that she is  nearing the end of her pregnancy.

She is still trying to find her look but I maybe I am not accepting the look she has decided to keep?

Let’s take a look at Anne’s pregnancy fashion look ….a choice that includes some or all of the items below: 

  1. Big hat 
  2. Long scarf
  3. Pajama print pants
  4. Big sunglasses.
  5. Clothing in black and white.

Instead of wishing Anne would hurry up and make a change..well she is saying to me and the judging public ..

“Screw you!   …I am not wearing that stretchy dress with overcoat look made famous by Kim Kardashian and Chrissy Teigen.”  

Adele’s reboot of her Grammy Performance

Adele was really upset that her audio was flawed during her Grammy performance.

So yesterday…..(thanks to Ellen)…. she had a chance to shine again when she appeared on The Ellen Show.

Ellen did everything she could to make the performance perfect.adele-zoom-080a4c0d-f83c-40fb-ba2e-2ddc5fbe25fc

She made her set similar to the Grammy’s.

She made sure the piano mics wouldn’t fall again and repeat Monday’s fiasco.

Ellen even dimmed her studio lights to look as if Adele was the only one in the room.

Finally,  Adele was able to sing her song without any strange audio sounds and be the diva that she is!

But…. now that Adele has performed her song again…it’s still missing that Adele.. Adele-ness.

For example, there were some moments in the song where she was still a little pitchy.  The blame could no longer be shifted to mic issues.

So…..I am going to blame it on her song.

I believe the song “All I Ask ” …the song she had to perform TWICE…  is a clunker of a song.

It still doesn’t inspire me.  It’s long, boring, and not the best.

 

 

Please leave Kate alone. Thank you.

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Dear Kate,

Hey girl!  It’s been a few weeks since I last wrote to you. Happy New Year! 

I like to check in with you periodically to see how your New Year is starting off and also to see if you ever decided on that Caribbean vacation?  No?  Well..that’s ok.  Your best bet is to avoid that area anyways because of the Zika Virus.

Oh well.  

Recently there has been a lot of drama surrounding your newly defined eyebrows.

I wish everyone would just give you a break..it’s hard to look pretty all the time.  And most women at one time or another are guilty of over filling our eyebrows.  Once you start it’s hard to stop!  

You should tell everyone to buggar off or something British like that.

In my opinion it looks like you just had a lousy night’s sleep.  

I mean…doesn’t anyone remember you just gave birth to a baby girl last summer?  Duh!

You are still in the throws of infancy development.  

Also, I am sure you are doing a lot of the caretaking .. so of course you must have been up all night with some baby issues.  You have my support.  I won’t judge you like the others.    One thing though… I do have some bad news.

Rumor has it that you are preggo again…with twins.

OK! magazine broke the story so you should tell William the bad news.

Anyways,  hang in there and keep on being you!

Signed,

A concerned friend.

 

 

 

 

Caitlyn is dressed for business

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On to Caitlyn Jenner news.

Caitlyn was recently seen in this ensemble.  She was dressed for a “business day meeting.”   ..although that hem line hasn’t been seen since the 1980s.  

It also might be a little too early to rock the white blazer…but I guess she’s going for a certain business look.  

Fashion note:   I love how the vertical darts on the skirt are concealing those trouble areas on a woman.  It certainly is drawing my attention to her feet.

Oh well. 

Sadly, she was being photographed on a busy street with other people who didn’t seem to care about their fashion.  Yikes!  

It must be super difficult for Caitlyn to put so much into her look…only to be shown walking with people still in their jammies.  

Anne and Chrissy are getting it right!

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Anne Hathaway has finally honed in on her pregnancy fashion.

This look..above.. is very preggo chic and Kim Kardashian approved.

It has been a long journey for Miss Anne to find her style.

But now….since she has only a few more months left in her pregnancy….she has figured it out!

Thank goodness! 

Let’s see how Chrissy is managing her pregnancy look: 

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Chrissy is still taking a page from Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy style.

Her legs are still looking great…no swollen ankles yet.  John must be relieved..

Sadly,  her face is starting to show a little “water retention”….a look that happens to a lot of pregnant mamas.  No worries Chrissy..that usually goes away once the baby is born.

Phew!  John is relieved…again.