Golden Globes Hierarchy

The Golden Globes are on tonight which means that at around 5:00 to 8:00 pm this evening a glorious fashion show will be parading on the television.

Ricky Gervais is hosting again this year.

I am looking forward to seeing who is sitting at the coveted power table.  That’s the table smack dab in the middle of the room, near the stage.  

That seems to be the best table in the room.  Also, whoever sits at that table is probably considered the most popular and powerful player in Hollywood.

Everyone knows the hierarchy of table arranging and if you are near the front of the room…you are still in.  If you are in the back of the room…. well you are probably on your way out of Hollywood. 

To all those actors on a popular TV show, your table usually sits in the upper tiers or by the wall which divides the room into two levels.  So, you are always on the way out the door with your career.  Last year, I think the cast of Mad Men or Grey’s Anatomy sat in that area.

TV has a way of doing that to seasoned actors.  Now that JLO is on a new tv drama series..she is walking a fine line.  Halle Barry did TV a year ago…now  look at her career!

 So, if you are a movie star turned TV actor star…don’t go to the Globes.  Your career is in jeopardy!   

I digress…

Next year, the Golden Globes should be moreinteractive with the public and post seating charts of all the tables in the room.

Then we can see if Ben Affleck will continue his career in Hollywood or see if Anne Hathaway is being replaced by a younger actress…she is pregnant by the way.

Otherwise, the only way we can see who is trying to kiss up to one another…especially with an important Hollywood person….. is by pausing the DVR before and after the commercial breaks.

That is usually the time when you can see the fears of actresses, the insecurities of men or notice a lot of drunk actors and actresses.  I think its funny when you can see them with their guard down.  Especially at the Golden Globes.  It’s like a holiday party with a lot of drunk people.  

 I always notice Kate Hudson and Angelina Jolie or Colin Farrell talking to one another.  Even Amy Adams and Robert Dinero have some chit-chit.  Especially those actors lurking around like they are looking for their next meal.  It’s very funny.  

For example, Kate Winslet was really good at hunting down Leo Dicaprio a few years back….but now where is she?  

She looked like a super stalker.  In fact, I think Kate had a crush on him..But, sadly after the movie Titanic..he wanted nothing to do with her.   

That Golden Globes stalking thing is a career killer.  Sorry Kate.  


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