Kardashian Women Dating Problems

The Kardashian Women.

With all their money, fame and everything else going on for them, why do they always make bad choices with the men in their lives?

Let’s start with

Momma Jenner:

  • Forget dating those youthful guys from LA.  Have some respect for yourself. Don’t you know these younger guys are looking for free cars or something.  You are in your 50s.  Why don’t you find a nice, sensible older man who has a yacht, older kids of his own, and spoils his dates with jewelry.

Kim:

  • We know you are your mother’s favorite, and the fact that you have Kayne as a husband, proves that point.

Khloe:

  • Khloe, you were always the chubbier sister, but now you are looking better than ever.  I admire your ambition to become slim.  You definitely have this fitness routine down!  But, as far as your love life is concerned, I think you’d be happier with a lawyer, chef, or anyone other than the ones you have been dating.

Kourtney:

  • You certainly have dominated the category of family reproduction.  I am amazed at your ability to have children, and it looks like pregnancies never bother you either.  I think you must be taking some kind of anti-depressant, because I have never seen you raise your voice, yell, or flip out on baby daddy Scott.  Maybe you should try to commit to a marriage with him.  He really wants that.

Kendall:

  • You are a top model, and you should be dating only rock stars like Ed Sheeran, or Justin Bieber.  Yes, you and Justin would make a lovely couple.

Kylie , the last sister, who I always forget:

  • Yes, you are the forgotten one.  I know you have this scandal going on with some rapper dude, but this is a great opportunity for you to go away to school, and become a doctor or something.

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